tholmzified

I eat black olives by the whole can, I don't buy books online and I hope to marry a man just like Steve Martin. Oh, and I proudly write for Hellogiggles.com.
My Babes

This line always makes me laugh but also this is like too 3 Rachel hair imo

(via twelvedistrictsofhogwarts)

My little heart.

My little heart.

imsirius:

I’m so proud of my T.V. husband. From the moment I met him, I knew he was going to be, like, the next Brad Pitt. He’s so handsome, so kind, and such a talented actor. There’s just nowhere for him to go except straight to the top. I’m only shocked that it hasn’t happened already. I’m just so excited for the world to see him if they haven’t already. Because he’s brilliant and I love him and now he has rock-hard abs. Which is just a bonus.
It seems like the Internet has a big crush on Chris … do you feel like it is encroaching on your territory at all?
I have major jealousy [issues] but we start shooting Parks and Recreation next week so I am glad to have him all to myself because if anyone tries to get with him, I will destroy them

― Aubrey Plaza on Chris Pratt x

(via wiigz)

charmander512:

HEY YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE LAMP NEXT TO MY COUCH AND I WILL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT IS, IN FACT, VERY MUCH BAE.

I

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Stephen Colbert react to President Obama’s so-called “latte salute.”

This is my all

all-nickiminaj:

I woke up looking this good and I wouldn’t change it if I could. You can say what you want, I’m the shit. ***Flawless. 

This remix is fuckin’ iconic

(via betterthankanyebitch)

petitchic:

#theroyaltenenbaums #regram #cafe

😍

Matthew 😍